I want to be the guy who shoots escaped chimps in the ass with a tranquilizer gun.
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This would also have worked well with Benny Hill in the background.
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How do you escape after a drunken night of sex with a fat girl?
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Now I can get hit by a car!
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Gotta give him points for making a stylish exit...
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