Tags Matching 'Owned'

	Dumb Blonde Assaults Cops The cops don't care if you're blonde and cute, if you give them this they'll kick you in the box. Tags: blonde fight cops owned By: thisissparta
	Shocking Drunken Wakeup A taser makes for a hell of an alarm clock. Tags: drunk wake up owned comedy By: brideofvoldemort
	Massive Bike Pileup I guess they achieved critical mass. Tags: bike owned comedy funny By: brideofvoldemort
	My Super Sweet EMO Sixteen Join Rain for her ultra EMO super sweet sixteen.
	How Hot Girls on the Internet Look... You'll wet your pants when you see this!
	Fat Woman Flattened By Go-kart Maybe a month of hospital food will help her lose some weight? Tags: fat woman race go-kart owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Fat Guy Gets Birthday Spanking And by "spanking" I mean "gets his ass kicked". Tags: birthday beating owned extreme By: thisissparta
	Pastor Crashes Motorcycle Inside Church This is why Jesus rode around on donkeys instead of Harleys. Tags: pastor motorcycle crash church owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Sucker Punch Failure I'd say that was more like a sucker slap. Tags: slap sucker punch owned fight By: thisissparta
	Bull Runner Gets Gored In Leg Yes, throwing rocks at the bull attacking your friend is sure to calm it down. Tags: bull mexico fight owned By: wendywhiskey
	Bad Mountain Bike Faceplant You know, stuff like this doesn't happen on stationary bikes... Tags: mountain bike faceplant wreck stack owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Goat Hits Kid In Face Stop the goat-on-child violence! Tags: goat kid owned zoo By: brideofvoldemort
	Segway Superhero Crash Definitely not the Dark Knight... Lame Knight might be more like it. Tags: segway loser owned comedy funny By: wendywhiskey
	Gymnast Gets Owned Hope she wasn't shooting for Olympic glory. Tags: gymnast girl owned sports comedy By: brideofvoldemort
	Dude Lays Out Two People Seeing your buddies get knocked out would be enough to make me get my ass out of there. Tags: knockout fight owned By: thisissparta
	Tour De France Cyclist Rides Over Cliff Shortcut: you're doing it wrong. Tags: Tour France Cyclist cliff owned extreme By: brideofvoldemort
	Scooter To The Balls I feel bad for the guy who has to live with having smacked his face into another dude's junk now. Tags: scooter balls face owned comedy By: brideofvoldemort
	How Not To Jump Over A Fence Really, is jumping over a fence honestly that hard from some people? Apparently yes. Tags: fence jump accident owned comedy By: brideofvoldemort
	Firework Facial Possibly not the brightest idea this dude's ever had. Tags: fireworks face jackass owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Guy Pranks Wife With Gun Anyone dumb enough to sniff a gun deserves to have this happen to them. Tags: prank wife gun owned comedy By: brideofvoldemort
	Shoplifter Vs. Security Not all mall security guards are fat porkers who can't waddle any further than the donut stand. Tags: shoplifter security mall owned By: wendywhiskey
	Balloon Launches Girl Into Pain These sorts of tragedies occur when you straddle the line between soft things and hard things. Tags: girl launched owned comedy By: brideofvoldemort