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	Mountain Bike Speed Record Failure I don't think you set a bike speed record, but you might've gotten one for free-falling down a hill... Tags: bike speed stack wreck owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Weatherman Gets Fired Hope it's a balmy 69 degrees in the unemployment line, fool. Tags: weatherman sex joke owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Homemade Squirrel Launcher He'll be the first squirrel on the moon. Tags: squirrel catapult launcher owned By: brideofvoldemort
	My Super Sweet EMO Sixteen Join Rain for her ultra EMO super sweet sixteen.
	How Hot Girls on the Internet Look... You'll wet your pants when you see this!
	Tree Falls On Man Timber! Oh, shit... Tags: tree owned logger extreme By: brideofvoldemort
	Ukrainian Prime Minister Faceplants It's not often you see a head of state who wants to be a skater. Tags: ukranian prime minister faceplant owned By: wendywhiskey
	Kite Surfer Fails Dramatically I suppose slamming into a boat is better than slamming into a shark's mouth, so he has that going for him. Tags: kite surfer boat accident owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Balcony Diving Gone Wrong Jumping off a ledge onto a hard concrete surface has a lot of potential for failure. Tags: balcony jump extreme owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Falling Tree Takes Kid Out I bet he doesn't grow up to be an environmentalist. Tags: tree kid owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Denver Cop Takes Out Protester Normally I don't support police brutality, but whiny Hillary supporters deserve what they get. Tags: denver cop dnc protester owned By: wendywhiskey
	Girl Passes Out From Keg Stand Shit, we've got an unconscious girl in our garage, what should be do with her? Tags: party college drinking booze keg girl owned By: wendywhiskey
	Car Jump Failure Here that banging? That's the sound of your dumb ass dying. Tags: car jump stunt extreme owned By: wendywhiskey
	Gymnastic Failure Yeah, you aren't going to the Olympics anytime soon. Tags: gymnast owned sports By: brideofvoldemort
	Guy Gets Clotheslined By Gate Barrier Go away, we don't serve your kind here. Tags: gate barrier owned jackass By: brideofvoldemort
	Speedy Car Wash That actually looks like a hell of a good time. Tags: car wash crash wreck owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Golf Ball Vs. Dude's Head That can't have felt good, unless he's the kind of dude who gets off on concussions... Tags: golf ball head owned jackass extreme By: brideofvoldemort
	Woman Taken Out By Mini Golf Shot If he wanted to get his balls all over her, he succeeded. Tags: woman mini golf owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Cyclist Takes Out Coach How hard is it to bike around in a circle without hitting people? Tags: bike cyclist olympics sports owned By: wendywhiskey
	Motocross Backflip Messes Up Rider And to think he endured those injuries for an almost-empty audience too... Tags: backflip atv owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Customer Beats Down Robber Whatever he was trying to steal, he didn't get away with it. Tags: fight store customer owned By: thisissparta
	Florida Cops Beat Suspect That's just punishment for living in Florida. Tags: florida cops beating owned By: brideofvoldemort