Shortcut: you're doing it wrong.
Tags: Tour France Cyclist cliff owned extreme By: brideofvoldemort
I feel bad for the guy who has to live with having smacked his face into another dude's junk now.
Tags: scooter balls face owned comedy By: brideofvoldemort
Really, is jumping over a fence honestly that hard from some people? Apparently yes.
Tags: fence jump accident owned comedy By: brideofvoldemort
Join Rain for her ultra EMO super sweet sixteen.
You'll wet your pants when you see this!
Possibly not the brightest idea this dude's ever had.
Tags: fireworks face jackass owned By: brideofvoldemort
Anyone dumb enough to sniff a gun deserves to have this happen to them.
Tags: prank wife gun owned comedy By: brideofvoldemort
Not all mall security guards are fat porkers who can't waddle any further than the donut stand.
Tags: shoplifter security mall owned By: wendywhiskey
These sorts of tragedies occur when you straddle the line between soft things and hard things.
Tags: girl launched owned comedy By: brideofvoldemort
Whatever he did to bring that about, he should probably not have done it.
Tags: street beatdown owned By: thisissparta
Maybe that will knock some sense into him and he'll stop being a total loser.
Tags: jackass idiot owned extreme bat face By: brideofvoldemort
This is why goats are awesome.
Tags: goat kid child owned By: brideofvoldemort
Seriously, fainting and faceplanting off the stage was just part of his act!
Tags: rock faceplant faint owned comedy By: themadchocobo
I've now discovered how to make dirty hippies faceplant with the greatest of ease.
Tags: beach ball pain owned comedy funny By: brideofvoldemort
You have the right to get slapped in the face for passing out in public.
Tags: cop smack drunk owned By: thisissparta
Get this motherfuckin' snake out of my motherfuckin' tree!
Tags: snake tree attack bird owned By: brideofvoldemort
This guy might as well give up and go back to his basement to play World of Warcraft.
Tags: fight demolished owned By: thisissparta
At least he didn't hit his balls with his face.
Tags: skater balls owned comedy stack By: brideofvoldemort
The game was just that exciting, what can I say?
Tags: finnish game show owned comedy funny By: wendywhiskey
Never try to rob a dude in a pink shirt. You gotta know he's pissed and just looking to hurt somebody.
Tags: robber knockout owned extreme By: thisissparta
This is what you get when you buy cheap shit from China.
Tags: bike break owned extreme comedy By: brideofvoldemort
Well at least your career isn't over, you can still take on Stephen Hawking in a wheel chair fight.
Tags: mma neck broken owned extreme fight By: thisissparta