Tags Matching 'owned'

	Fiery Belly Flop Hey, let's dive into fire! What could go wrong? Tags: fire burning pool owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Pressure Point Knockout Never fuck with an old bald dude who knows kung fu. Tags: knockout owned fight beating extreme By: thisissparta
	Cop Takes Out Kid This is what you get for skateboarding where it says "No Skateboards", you teenage terrorist. Tags: skateboard kid owned cop abuse By: thisissparta
	My Super Sweet EMO Sixteen Join Rain for her ultra EMO super sweet sixteen.
	How Hot Girls on the Internet Look... You'll wet your pants when you see this!
	Fatties Can't Dunk Unless they're dunking donuts in a vat of lard, that is. Tags: fat kid basketball owned comedy By: brideofvoldemort
	Attack Of The Hippies Don't let hippies catch you carving up a tree, or they'll stand around lecturing you and make you smell bad. Tags: hippies tree carving owned By: xbiohazardx
	Jackass Gets Balled In The Face Just because your boyfriend teabags you every night doesn't mean you can take a ball that big in your face. Tags: jackass idiot ball owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Chinese Dude Discovers Karma A guy fighting in the street gets run over by a passing car. Tags: china fight owned By: wendywhiskey
	Amateur Stripper Owns Self Don't quit your day job, girlfriend. Tags: stripper owned comedy funny By: hawtstuffbaby
	Skater Gets Owned Good luck picking fragments of your teeth out of those concrete steps, buddy. Tags: skater owned comedy By: wendywhiskey
	Dumb Blonde Assaults Cops The cops don't care if you're blonde and cute, if you give them this they'll kick you in the box. Tags: blonde fight cops owned By: thisissparta
	Shocking Drunken Wakeup A taser makes for a hell of an alarm clock. Tags: drunk wake up owned comedy By: brideofvoldemort
	Massive Bike Pileup I guess they achieved critical mass. Tags: bike owned comedy funny By: brideofvoldemort
	Fat Woman Flattened By Go-kart Maybe a month of hospital food will help her lose some weight? Tags: fat woman race go-kart owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Fat Guy Gets Birthday Spanking And by "spanking" I mean "gets his ass kicked". Tags: birthday beating owned extreme By: thisissparta
	Pastor Crashes Motorcycle Inside Church This is why Jesus rode around on donkeys instead of Harleys. Tags: pastor motorcycle crash church owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Sucker Punch Failure I'd say that was more like a sucker slap. Tags: slap sucker punch owned fight By: thisissparta
	Bull Runner Gets Gored In Leg Yes, throwing rocks at the bull attacking your friend is sure to calm it down. Tags: bull mexico fight owned By: wendywhiskey
	Bad Mountain Bike Faceplant You know, stuff like this doesn't happen on stationary bikes... Tags: mountain bike faceplant wreck stack owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Goat Hits Kid In Face Stop the goat-on-child violence! Tags: goat kid owned zoo By: brideofvoldemort
	Segway Superhero Crash Definitely not the Dark Knight... Lame Knight might be more like it. Tags: segway loser owned comedy funny By: wendywhiskey