I bet you could actually train parrots to do this.
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A hungry orca wants that 50 lb king salmon you just hooked. Not yours.
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A bum steals a purse while two fat women fight on a train.
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Join Rain for her ultra EMO super sweet sixteen.
You'll wet your pants when you see this!
Better stick to playing BMX video games, buddy.
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While you're doing that, I'm going to go to a club and dance with a real woman. And possibly even have sex with her.
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When the cops tell you to hang up the phone, you should probably do that. Unless you enjoy getting tased.
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This is why I stopped play baseball.
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This guy's got some serious skills for being so short...
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It's a testament to the amount of drugs people are on that no one notices this hottie.
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Apparently he punches like a girl pretty hard though. Or the other kid is just a wimp.
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