You probably shouldn't be cheering after getting your leg pumped full of airsoft pellets.
Tags: airsoft bullets bbs jackass stupid By: brideofvoldemort
I feel bad for the guy who has to live with having smacked his face into another dude's junk now.
Tags: scooter balls face owned comedy By: brideofvoldemort
Hope everyone wanted their meat well-done.
Tags: burger stand explosion extreme By: wendywhiskey
Join Rain for her ultra EMO super sweet sixteen.
You'll wet your pants when you see this!
Really, is jumping over a fence honestly that hard from some people? Apparently yes.
Tags: fence jump accident owned comedy By: brideofvoldemort
Ok, so perhaps he's not that wimpy after all...
Tags: kid phonebook rip By: letthemeatquiche
Possibly not the brightest idea this dude's ever had.
Tags: fireworks face jackass owned By: brideofvoldemort
If only they'd do us all a favor and resolve their differences with high-caliber firearms...
Tags: white kid rap battle fight By: brideofvoldemort
Anyone dumb enough to sniff a gun deserves to have this happen to them.
Tags: prank wife gun owned comedy By: brideofvoldemort
Did that chair look like a trampoline or something to him?
Tags: idiot jackass chair jump By: brideofvoldemort
Not all mall security guards are fat porkers who can't waddle any further than the donut stand.
Tags: shoplifter security mall owned By: wendywhiskey
These sorts of tragedies occur when you straddle the line between soft things and hard things.
Tags: girl launched owned comedy By: brideofvoldemort
If they can beat your douchebag boyfriend up, they can definitely beat you up.
Tags: bouncer girls smackdown beating By: brideofvoldemort
Whatever he did to bring that about, he should probably not have done it.
Tags: street beatdown owned By: thisissparta
So... being religious is like sticking a fork in your face and up your ass and connecting them to a car battery? Gotcha. Sounds awesome.
Tags: electricity pickle religion stupid By: letthemeatquiche
Maybe that will knock some sense into him and he'll stop being a total loser.
Tags: jackass idiot owned extreme bat face By: brideofvoldemort
This is why goats are awesome.
Tags: goat kid child owned By: brideofvoldemort
Seriously, fainting and faceplanting off the stage was just part of his act!
Tags: rock faceplant faint owned comedy By: themadchocobo
I've now discovered how to make dirty hippies faceplant with the greatest of ease.
Tags: beach ball pain owned comedy funny By: brideofvoldemort
With all those white whales going at it, this is kinda like Moby Dick vs. Moby Dick.
Tags: white trash fight dog news By: thisissparta
You have the right to get slapped in the face for passing out in public.
Tags: cop smack drunk owned By: thisissparta